Yep, Nothing Much

As you have noticed I have not been posting about my life. That is because I have not had one. I have been unemployed. My days have been boring boring boring. Not worth writing about. So to fill the void of nothingness here are some great synonyms for unemployment that have been recommended for my use.

                                                          What have you been up to Abigail?



Oh, just living off of my investments.

Oh me? I'm funemployed!

Looking for long term employment.

Enjoying life as a trust fund baby.

Aggressively not working.

Contemplating existence and the secrets of the universe without the distraction of employment. 

Being a bum.