Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Short Short Story
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
It Was that Wonderful Time of the Year
Sunday, December 12, 2010
My Second to Last Finals Week
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Gigantor Gets Stuck in an Airport...Again.
There are some people who should simply not be allowed to travel…or maybe it’s just me. The point is: me + airport = disaster.
As soon as I deplaned I ran to the departure screens and sure enough my flight had left right on time. So logically I went to the United customer service center where I could be comforted and reassured by a nice, warm airline worker whose mission in life is to please the customer. Instead I found a cold, hard, self-help touch-screen computer monitor that spit me out a new boarding pass and sent me on my way, presumably to sleep on a cold, hard airport floor, desperately clutching my belongings to prevent a tragic theft of the only belongings I currently had. For some crazy reason, I decided instead I wanted to stay at a hotel. However since I had no United person to talk to, I called David.
Dear United Airlines,
Please give me a voucher for a hotel. I’m ever so tired.
Abigail.
“We’ll try to get back to you within 5 business days”, computer voice concluded and I resisted the urge to throw my cell phone against the wall.
I decided to wander further in hopes of human contact, and somehow found a customer service station with real people…and a real long line of weary, frustrated travelers. While in line I received a call from David. He had managed to talk to a real person at the customer service phone number. How, I wondered? Was I merely being thick headed when I couldn’t reach a real person? Apparently not. David had discovered (I assume through trial and error) that the way to talk to a person was to yell ‘operator, operator, help’ into the phone with desperation. However, the person had said he couldn’t do anything about a hotel.
The line for customer service was located right next to a McDonalds. So I thought to myself, after I get this hotel funny business figured out, I can drown my sorrows in saturated fat and sugar water. I looked at the service station for a second, and when I looked back at the McDonalds there was a metal grate blocking me from comfort. It was at this point that my spirit died. By the time I was finally called up for my turn, I discovered I could no longer speak coherently. Somehow I asked for a voucher for a hotel and she said “well that depends on why you missed your flight”. After some typing on her evil technology she decided weather was not United’s fault. Well it certainly wasn’t mine. She gave me a tiny discount they give everyone, and I decided to take my Mom up on her offer to put me up in the Airport’s Hilton for the night…so I could be stranded in style!
I eventually got to the hotel, slept for a couple of hours, staggered to security, boarded my right-on-time 6:55am flight, arrived at National and was picked up by David who took me home. I didn’t break my 31-hour record for time it takes to return home, but whatevs.
THE END
Oh, and Thanksgiving was nice.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Midsemester Examination
Yes, dear blog readers, it is true that I have not blogged since the beginning of the first semester of my senior year. To make up for this horrible crime to humanity I will go over the highlights of my school year thus far, as well as the horrible lows like this past week of midsems. In other words, I will be examining and critiquing the first half of the semester, including my exams (see what I did with the title there. Clever right?
Near the beginning of the semester I got a very unexpected call from my friend Gwen, who I do not see nearly enough, inviting me to accompany her and Annie, to Grinnell’s water park. Did you know Grinnell has a water park? Because I didn’t. Now, when I say the tiny town of Grinnell has a water park you—with your possibly skewed view of Iowa—might imagine a slip-in-slide and a kiddy pool. I must say I was pleasantly surprised by the reality I found. It was no Universal or Disney water park, but it was quite decent. Two water slides, a relaxation pool (w/ a mild propellant so you could laze around on an inner tube), and a fairly large pool. One slide, which I was somehow tricked into going on, was almost completely vertical. Gwen went on it first, saying that it wasn’t as scary as it looked. I love Gwen, but LIES! It was terrifying. The other slide was more twisty, required an inner tube, and was much fun! Two people could go on it at once, so Gwen, Annie and I did every possible combination of sharing an inner tube or going solo. Apparently, I was the best partner. I guess Gigantor’s size propels trajectories in the best way possible. The day was full of sun, fun, stories, good friends and good times.
As long time readers know, I lamented the loss of my senior friends last year. Well, fortunately, not all of them are that far away. Friends Janna and Zach, in fact, live in Iowa City. Zach is in the process of getting his teaching certificate, and as part of that he must come to Grinnell almost every Wednesday. So, Janna suggested she could come along and spend time with me. Unfortunately, I work on Wednesday nights, but one night I played hooky so I could spend a couple hours with Janna! I must have been excited because, apparently, I sprinted down to greet her and let her into my dorm. We did our catching up and went out for Chinese food. Much better than working!
Midsems were terrible this year (those who do not want to listen to complaining—well, you shouldn’t read this blog, but you certainly shouldn’t read this next part). The main source of stress was a very large presentation for Sociology of Health and Illness about HIV/AIDS. Everyone in the class has to present at some point during the semester, instead of a final term paper, however my presentation happened to fall on the same week as my mid-semester examinations. My talking partner, Hiba, is funnily enough one of the only other students at Grinnell who originated from Arlington, VA. So that was nice. I was also pretty happy about the topic, it just was not a good time for an hour-long class teaching session. Anyway, after weeks of diligent work and stress/anxiety it was over and it could have gone worse. There was little time for celebration though as I had two 5 page papers due Thursday (for the same class), two sit down tests for Friday on Religious Terms and Russian story characters (respectively), and a 5-10 page term paper for Abnormal psychology (that easily might be the worst piece of crap I have ever written). Not a week, or marathon of sleep deprivation, I want to relive.
Fortunately, Saturday marked freedom! Fall Break! No School! Grinnell, however, decided to give me one last gift before my plane ride…
My travels went fine timing-wise, however I was seated next to the most unfortunate travel partner for the 5am shuttle ride to the airport. My first mental title for him was Sir-has-no-concept-of-personal-space, until he did something even more pleasant. I noticed him bending over every so often and I assumed he was getting something from his backpack. Then, as I tried to drift off into sleep I smelled the exact smell you don’t want to have coming from someone sitting right next to you. ‘No’, I thought to myself, ‘he couldn’t have’. Sure enough, when we arrived at Des Moines International and the shuttle lights came on, I saw in the aisle…a puddle of vomit.
And with that pleasant note—goodbye for now…
Monday, September 6, 2010
I HAD MY GOLDEN BIRTHDAY AND ALL I GOT WAS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL
On August 21st 2010, Abigail Churchman took her final step across the barrier that separates the girls from the women. Abigail “Gigantor” Churchman turned 21 on August 21. Scabbers experienced a golden landmark birthday. But first Cabbage decided to hurt herself! What’s a 21st birthday without a little bit of pain?
Five minutes to midnight my sister stood outside my lair (so called by Emily), staring at me and waiting. When the digital clock struck 12 she wished me a happy birthday and asked if I felt any different. I didn’t really—well—except for the leg pain.
That evening, my family indulged my request to go to a Mexican restaurant. Why? Because I wanted my first legal American margarita. As we sat down, Emily handed me the drink menu, leading father to say “Don’t corrupt your sister.” But it’s my 21st birthday! I have to have a drink…or several…but that came later. The waiter asked me for my ID which I happily supplied. He wished me a happy birthday and then mumbled something about talking to management. Ruh Roh! Regardless, I was still surprised when, during the middle of our meal, restaurant workers surrounded me and a deceptively heavy and ill-fitting sombrero was placed on my head. Fiesta!
I much enjoyed dinner, but happily returned home for presents…and cupcakes. I discovered, to my delight, that dad had fulfilled my request for my favorite chocolate-peanut butter cupcakes from a place near DuPont circle. After my wonderful presents I waited around for an hour for the next phase of my birthday.
The next day I got to drive with my Mother to Iowa. The first day went perfectly fine. We visited Uncle Michael and traveled a considerable distance. The next day provided a fun dilemma. Near Champagne Illinois Mom and I heard what sounded like a helicopter flying right above us. Mom asked me if I could see anything, but I could not. I didn’t even notice that the car was vibrating. Mom did though and as I said the fateful words “I don’t think the noise is coming from our car” we heard the sound of metal scraping pavement. Our tire had been shredded off completely. Mom called AAA and they were actually useful for probably the first time in their history. They offered to send the police to help us, but then told us that the tow truck would probably arrive before the cops could get there. This led mom to remark “well I guess we know where to speed”. The very nice tow truck driver took us to a car repair place where they could replace the tire. Luckily there was a great Mexican restaurant nearby. For the rest of our wait, we watched half of “Big Fish”. The service place was prompt, though and we were sent on our way.
For lunch the next day, before mom had to leave, we went to A&M for my Mom’s annual (sometimes biannual) pie. Then I bid goodbye to Mom, who a friend thankfully accepted to take to the airport (I still had much to do). Thus ended the road trip and thus endeth this post cause I have to run to Community Chorus…oh sorry… the Grinnell Oratorio society.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
That's Mighty Nice of You Mother.
However, before leaving I made a major life decision. As you may know I am about to enter my senior year of college. Afterwards I will be foisted into the real world with no inkling of how to handle myself. This is no doubt an uncertain, stressful time for me. A person in my position needs something solid to fall back on, to cushion her fall, when things get too tough for one person. Therefore, I decided to give myself an imaginary sidekick. I cannot stress enough how much my new friend, Agamemnon, helped me during my travels and will continue to help me as I navigate my last months at Grinnell.
On to my trip!
Both of our flights were early and some passengers had the gull to complain when they had to wait ten minutes to get to a gate. If that’s the worst of their travel problems, I envy and hate them. I don’t think the journey could have gone more smoothly; I even slept!
A quick ride from the airport took us to our nice fancy shmancy hotel—complements of the federal government. Though I wanted nothing more than to pass out, we went to venture around a little bit outside b/c my mom would be stuck inside conference rooms for most of the trip. On our way to the monorail (monorail, monorail, monorail—for you Simpsons fans out there), my Mom took quite a tumble. Luckily she was majorly unharmed, though not without a few scrapes and scratches. We also stopped for a snack at a café that served five kinds of hot chocolate! and ate a delicious peach and mango scone. We eventually made it to the monorail and journeyed onward to the space needle. Where we got to wait in line for an hour. Fun! The view was great once we got up though and 360 degrees. Woot. Our stomach’s brought us down the tower though to eat at a place called Grill cause I was craving steak. Mine was mediocre, but the restaurant had a nice atmosphere and the craving was squashed.
The next day Mom began her conference and I began my “solitary” wanderings around town (with Agamemnon I am never truly alone). It started with lunch because I was too late to get breakfast. Then, came my first comic book store of the trip. Previously, my Mom had asked a coworker what there was for a young gal to do in Seattle. He asked her what I was into and she replied comics. He refered her/me to Zanadu comics. Agamemnon is not a fan of comics, so she went for a swim near the pier while I browsed the store. I ecstatically found exactly what I was looking for—my personal holy grail—the first four issues of “The Return of Bruce Wayne.” Yes, people who probably don’t care, Bruce Wayne is coming back to the DC universe after his supposed death. This series see’s him traveling forward through time trying to reach the present. All the while is arrival apparently will mark the end of the world. What to do!?!!?!?! Anyway, it was a nice comic book shop, but of course it wasn’t enough. The search for my next scheduled comic book stop brought me to a market that I ended up visiting everyday of the trip. It was really great. Plenty of fish, fruit, flowers and more comics. I bought the first few issues of a new series that I had been hunting for. The market and comic buying must have taken longer than I thought (or I can’t remember what I really did next), but afterward I think I returned with Agam to my hotel room to chill and read.
For that evening’s activities I accompanied my mother and a gaggle of her transportation buddies from all over the country on a boat ride to another part of Seattle. The ferry ride gave me great views of the city on the way there (and later on the way back). Once we arrived on land, the large group split into smaller groups to find places to eat. First, my small group tried to eat at a nice looking pub, but it was not meant to be for two reasons. Firstly, no one under 21 is even aloud to eat inside (and I’m only 9 days away!). I learned that Seattle establishments do their food and drink licensing in a really weird way. If the establishment licenses itself as a pub, instead of a restaurant, then no youngins allowed. Secondly, there was an hour wait. Instead, we ate at a very small café that did quite nicely. After dinner we went back to the ferry and the ride back gave me great views like this one:
For dinner, I attended a small restaurant with a group solely made out of people connected to FTA. I was very frightened that I wouldn’t understand anything they had to say. As I lamented at dinner one night before the trip “they’ll probably just speak in letters and numbers.” Fortunately, there was always at least one conversation going on at a time that had nothing to do with transportation. Everyone also made an effort to make me feel welcome and they were very nice and in some cases funny. Also, I got a delicious burger out of the deal!
The next day Mom and I had a flight scheduled for 1pm. This gave us a little bit of time in the mid-morning to wander a few blocks around the city. I felt a little bit like a native showing mom the places I had found during my own time in the hard streets of Seattle. First, I took her to a place I had lunch before, so I could eat a breakfast-burrito! A wonder I have not tasted since San Antonio (last summer!) Afterward, Mom especially loved seeing the market, where we bought cherries of the fresh and covered in chocolate variety. She also marveled at the many stands of flowers I had somehow missed. The rest of the morning was spent on mom’s own personal quest to find some of Dale Chihuly’s works of glass that could be found in various places around town. The first one we saw was pretty weird. It hung from a ceiling in a performance hall and had many tangled tentacles/snake things protruding from it. Certainly strange. The others were found in a Sheraton hotel and the Seattle community center. They were a little more normal, though still non-functional, but at the very least, interesting to look at. Unfortunately, we were running a little late and Agememnon was tired of looking at glass, so we had to return to the hotel and say goodbye to Seattle. We took a “train” to the airport and then cut it very close getting to our flight. Very very close. Because airports are counterintuitive and nonChurchmans are unreliable. No other reason.
In summary: I’ve always wanted to go to Seattle, for no reason in particular. Probably because I’ve heard about it many times, but I didn’t know what it was really like. It turned out to be quite an awesome city. There was plenty of stuff to do around our hotel, including eating and shopping places, and interesting architecture. Also everything was close enough to walk to, but far away enough to make you not feel like a total bum. I am mighty happy that I begged mom to let me accompany her. I also, as a bonus, got great pictures of the city that I can use for my slowly-in-progress graphic novel which should be done at this rate by, say, 2015. So, to some it up: great trip, loved spending time with my mother and thanks mom for taking me along!
P.S. Only one element of this post was fiction. You who knows who you are, knows why.